Been a little while folks, most of which I had spent trying to create this template...ooof, HTML can be quite the porcupine in your ass.
Now that that's settled, I'm ready to talk.

First and utmost, I would like to express my disgruntlement toward Linden Labs and my disappointment with what followed as a result of their careless techonology. This is old news for most but Satine has decided close Old Gravy (until further notice) after losing her prim creation following a spontaneous SIM crash. What she claimed as her best creation yet has dissipated into thin pixelated air. Satine, as I've already mentioned, I condole with your issue greatly and I hope it gets resolved shortly.

Buckie's is coming along in splend progress! Malkov did a superb job building and Antonia donated her booths and sold us some of her 8-ball ashtrays for a cheap price. Evo scripted them and now they're our tip jars!!! BTW, go to Dakota Buck's profile, or mine (Alla Ruff), look in our picks for the Buckie's landmark, stop by, have a look and if you feel like it give some luff to 'Kota's tip jar. Anything helps, even 1 $L :)
Here's a picture of the whole club interior:


The shiny caddy on the stage:


The barbell light as imagined by me and built by Malkov:


A few more poseballs, some DJ equipment, some VIP tags, vendors, a few bits of this-and-that and we're off!!!



Now here's something interesting we ('Kota and I) cam across the other day. Lol, let me start this off with saying that I met another noob at Raspberry and Cow, I am such a noob-magnet! Anyway, he said he was an alt and seemed somewhat knowledgable and interesting so I accepted his friend request. Later on that day he IM'ed me sayign he had something interestign to show me, followed by a teleport which said "Join me in the Island of Dark delights". When I got there my jaw dropped and I instantly TP'ed 'Kota to the spot. When she arrived she took advantage of the situation*. Let me show you what I mean:



After all that the noob wanted payment for bringing me to this undeniable treasure of a spectacle. Yes yes, he wanted me to fondle his off-center, pirced schlong.

At this point I landmarked and removed him from my friends list.
And there you have it folks!


Lol, I love taking pictures of Dakota bacuase she always does the funniest things. When i figure out how to shoot some normal SL videos I will make her do the little train dance. For now here's a memoir of our shopping expedition. As seen in Dakota's blog, I took her for a joy ride, hit-and-ran some noobs along the way, bumped into a few walls and fell down some floors. No biggie, but for some reason 'Kota had a terrified expression on her face the rest fo the night. *shrug* What was the matter?
But anyway, I took some pictures and had fun.



I was MIA for all of friday...I slept through it because I studied the night before. When I returned yesturday I noticed that 'Kota had put on a few pounds** since my absence. I must say, I'm VERY concerned.


Todays lesson folks: Don't eat your problems away!
*Dakota Buck is not a horse-fornicator
**Dakota Buck has since lost all the weight and looks hotter than ever.

Luff Allala

We all used to be noobs at one point, but it doesn't change the fact that now we generally frown down on them and don't speak to them as eagerly as we would to someone who is primmed up and hot. Yea it's fucked up and I'm often guilty of the same. I blame the nubie guys, who don't even have a cock attachment yet, constantly coming up to me and asking for some bang. But that aside, I met THE COOLEST noob today. His name is Alias and he is a hobo. Here's how it happened: I was merrily shopping in this very nice store called Sophies (where I found some really nice things and AMAZING shoes) and in the new "I <3 Old Gravy" tag. Then someone says "I like old gravy too, and old cheese...in fact everythign is better aged". So I turn around to see this guy in stained pants on a rusty old bike, a fly circling aroudn him while he holds a giant bottle of booze, his toes sticking out of his ripped old boots and a pair of cracked glasses on his nose. This guy's a genuis, he rides around SL and peopel feel bad that he's a hobo and they give him money and free stuff. I gave him 100 $L and he said it was a waste because he'd just spend it on booze anyway.

Oh, and being the kind old boozer society-strain that he is he gave me the bike he was on. It was rusty and smelled like pee so i cleaned and remodeled it to my liking.

(the bikini and shoes are from Artilleri, the hair is Dark Chyld from Old Gravy <3)>

Alas, Club Coitus at Saint Barts has been fed to the wolves. Blessing or curse? I know not but i do know that my thought about it will be mostly of fondness. Fun times ahve been had and some good people met. amogn these is miss Dakota Buck, the Australian wonder and one of my favoritest and most fashion savvy girls in the metaverse, who is pictured humping me below.

not only did this woman pleasure herself at my expense, but she has also given me a reason to anticipate something good in my state of post-coitus (HAHAHHAA!) Just when I thought SL was beginning to bore me a bit...After all, I own literally every decent article of clothing and am still quite the pacifier-sucker with photoshop to be a content creator.
So there she was, telling me her ideas for what is potentially to be the best and most time-worthy club on the grid...with the best DJ I might add *winks*. I'm a supercharged, out-of-orbit excited electron right now but I shan't reveal details, especially since they aren't formed yet, but I will say this: I want to build giant barbell hoops and use the balls as lights, make chairs in the shapes of shoes and Cadillacs that sit on black & white checkerboard floors, and a stage of dancing vixens surrounded by fire...or maybe a giant pink boa. Oooh, eight-balls for tip jars and dice-shaped 'Sploders, pink flamingos and a wall devoted to Betty in her red devil costume....maybe an avie version? either way. And there I go rambling again...just some thoughts for 'Kota :)
The excitement is uncontainable.

In other Alla news: I'm dabbling with an animation program, perhaps some results will be yielded and I will take pics as soon as I upload one. For now here are some other pics.

A lovely ensemble of Camie Cooper's (It's All Good) clothing, flats from Kitty's Rampage, Satine Dot's (Old Gravy) delicious Cry Baby hair and Antonia Marat's (Artilleri) flower.


Fall in Boston and Fall in SL
Dress by Elka Lehane (BF!), boots by Fallingwater Cellardoor (Shiny Things)and hair by Eco Ebony (The Shop)


Eeek frostbite!
Outfit from Paper Couture, Hair by Kin Keiko, ballet flats from Kitty's Rampage.


Hair by Lost Thereian (Naughty Designs) I think I like it though it totally isn't "me".


'Kota and I at The Block sim
I'm wearing hair by Satine Dot, dress from Death Kitty, and Canimal tats.


PppppppHahahahhahaaahhha!
I name him: Sateve!

Well, thats all forks! But before I go, heres a belated holliday greeting.

Dooooooood! k, so this band may not the greatest band of all time BUT the song is called Allala! For that I shall stalk them, own every single item of their merchandise, and quote their lyrics in relation to every single occurence of my daily life. Score!!! Thank you Cansei De Ser Sexy! Oh and the Japanties girl is cute.